Everyone’s smoking Elf Bars now, which I hate. Not necessarily because they’re smoking nicotine, but because if you gave me no context and just showed me a picture of one, I would’ve just assumed they were vibrators for little elves. Call me the child left behind, but whatever. The flavors are somehow more humiliating than Juul pods. There is simply no dignity in hitting a Snoo Grape, Blue Razz Lemonade Minty Fresh Julep Pow 3000 Watermelon Lush Icy Punch cloud of fume that makes your apartment smell like the inside of an Oompa Loompa sweatshop.
Here’s what I’ve been thinking about:
Drake is taking a break from music because of his stomach problems, and while I think Drake is an artist that deserves much scrutiny and criticism, more people should be allowed to not work because tummy hurt.
Maybe you’re tired of the Paul Blart Mall Cop meme, but I am absolutely not. I also enjoy that the follow up meme has been of Eric Stonestreet.
If we’re going to use AI and run up our carbon footprint by using this, we may as well use it for pictures of Einstein and Beyoncé and Spongebob doing 9/11, not your filters imagining you as a schoolgirl in the 1990s. That’s not funny. Wendy Williams as a Starbucks barista is funny.
Paramount released the entire Mean Girls movie in 23 parts on TikTok for Mean Girls Day, which is a true understanding of how people are watching movies nowadays.
Nice things to consider:
I saw Bottoms, and you should too.
EJ Dickson’s piece on the phenomenon of men cheating on their girlfriends with AI scam bots.
Since we last spoke, I published my first list for Forbes, celebrating the top 50 fashion influencers of this year.