This week I learned that my bagel order is something to cause a wave of gasps, and I guess I have to live with this fact now. I do prefer plain bagels. Fucking sue me! Everything bagels are never evenly distributed. Always, the top half of the bagel is just encrusted in a thick layer of salt, and the bottom half is just a plain fucking bagel. So on one …
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