citrus slices

lavender lamborghini roll up in a blue bikini

My friend visited New York this week, and I love when people visit, because you get to see your neighborhood in their eyes. Things that were a flop: Trader Joe’s with no parking lot, my vitriol for the dating scene (“but everyone is so hot!”), $15 drinks. Things that were nice: a stream of social calendar-filling events, convenience, air-conditioned tra…