finking out loud

my synapses are jingling like a coin purse

Some of the most British things that have happened so far while visiting my family in England: I sat inside a chicken shop while waiting for the rain to end. Someone left a loose prawn sandwich in the Tesco aisle (which, by the way, does not look like it would be worth anywhere near £5). A waitress did not understand what I meant when I asked for “hot s…