wow. a cow made of butter

GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER

I went out on Saturday and accidentally left my phone at home, which meant that I was Mother Nature, Goddess Earth for the night. The air is so crisp at night, did you know that? It’s like the world is pouring back into you. I talked to the door guy at the bar and he told me this horrific story about watching someone die in front of him one night and th…