Essays

you're sad because you make nothing

on "i don't dream of labor"

Aug 22 •

the whimsy war manifesto

GET MORE DELUSIONAL NOW!

Aug 8 •

devour the flesh

a year dancing with rage

Dec 28, 2024 •

the arsenic of personal style

we continue the crusade to extrapolate uniqueness from tiktok!

Dec 3, 2024 •

choking on the red pill

another four years of donald trump

Nov 6, 2024 •

all rise for chronically online halloween

"i hate gay halloween" no you hate yourself!

Oct 28, 2024 •

the first one direction death

on the memory of liam payne and torschlusspanik

Oct 17, 2024 •

"girl's girl" mccarthyism

the witch hunt for women's wrongs

Sep 3, 2024 •

skibidi toilet is just nihilistic potato xD content

don't be afraid, it's just the internet

Dec 16, 2023 •

george santos, the diva you are

hey you sussy rumblers!

Dec 9, 2023 •

the snoopy-crab rangoon madonna-whore complex

so many girls online..where are the WOMEN?

Oct 28, 2023 •

crawling hands and knees towards bethlehem

they say california is for dreamers

Sep 18, 2023 •

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