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you're sad because you make nothing
on "i don't dream of labor"
Aug 22 • 
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the whimsy war manifesto
GET MORE DELUSIONAL NOW!
Aug 8 • 
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December 2024

devour the flesh
a year dancing with rage
Dec 28, 2024 • 
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help! my hometown doesn't get my big-city content
ask steffi 10: advice for the social media age
Dec 19, 2024 • 
shit you should care about
13
should i block my boyfriend's aunt on instagram?
ask steffi 09: advice for the social media age
Dec 14, 2024 • 
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the arsenic of personal style
we continue the crusade to extrapolate uniqueness from tiktok!
Dec 3, 2024 • 
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November 2024

help! i keep stalking my ex-friends online
ask steffi 08: advice for the social media age
Nov 16, 2024 • 
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choking on the red pill
another four years of donald trump
Nov 6, 2024 • 
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when can i test my freak on a dating app?
ask steffi 07: advice for the social media age
Nov 2, 2024 • 
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October 2024

all rise for chronically online halloween
"i hate gay halloween" no you hate yourself!
Oct 28, 2024 • 
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6
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the first one direction death
on the memory of liam payne and torschlusspanik
Oct 17, 2024 • 
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September 2024

help! i'm in love with the tiktokers on my feed!
ask steffi 06: advice for the social media age
Sep 4, 2024 • 
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